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You’re Upper Middle.
You’re an...
Achiever
You work hard for your money, take competition seriously, and place unreasonable expectations on yourself.
It is likely you...
Played sports seriously as a young person.
Have a parent who immigrated to America.
Work in sales or healthcare.
Have moved for work or to avoid high taxes.
Have a career plan.
Worry about burnout.
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A Brief Introduction →
An award-winning & losing journalist, Andrew Burmon has served as the Editor of Inverse, Fatherly, and SPY. He is the co-author of Fatherhood (Harper Horizon) and the product of elite schools, New England ennui, psychopharmacology, Catholic guilt, Jewish guilt, too many books, and his own bad decisions. As an infant, he pulled the silver spoon from his mouth, stuck it in his eye, and cried. He’s always around if you need anything.
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