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You’re (Upper) Upper Middle.
You’re an...
Aristocrat
Your net worth provides you freedom to make daring professional and personal choices.

It’s likely you....

  • Have likely experienced a liquidity event or inherited money.
  • Prioritize flexibility when making life choices.
  • Have started a business.
  • Undertake long-term creative projects.
  • Have taken time out to raise kids or travel.
  • Live on a coast or in Texas.
  • Enjoy...


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A Brief Introduction → 
An award-winning & losing journalist, Andrew Burmon has served as the Editor of Inverse, Fatherly, and SPY. He is the co-author of Fatherhood (Harper Horizon) and the product of elite schools, New England ennui, psychopharmacology, Catholic guilt, Jewish guilt, too many books, and his own bad decisions. As an infant, he pulled the silver spoon from his mouth, stuck it in his eye, and cried. He’s always around if you need anything.





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