Congratulations!
You’re Upper Middle.
You’re a...
Bohemian

You’re extremely reluctant to exchange time for money because you have deep interests you feel compelled to pursue.

It is likely you...


  • Live in an up-and-coming urban area or rural community.
  • Have at least one collection.
  • Prefer antique to new furniture.
  • Consider yourself a progressive.
  • Garden.
  • Have engaged in some form of psychedelic therapy.
  • Have consumer behaviors that look like this....



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A Brief Introduction → 
An award-winning & losing journalist, Andrew Burmon has served as the Editor of Inverse, Fatherly, and SPY. He is the co-author of Fatherhood (Harper Horizon) and the product of elite schools, New England ennui, psychopharmacology, Catholic guilt, Jewish guilt, too many books, and his own bad decisions. As an infant, he pulled the silver spoon from his mouth, stuck it in his eye, and cried. He’s always around if you need anything.





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