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High achievers need to set financial and lifestyle goals for themselves or risk getting dizzy grabbing at brass ringsgetting disoriente. The best way to orient: Find out what other people in your cohort are doing.

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    →Connecticut (as a Concept)


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    →Parent Management
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An award-winning & losing journalist, Andrew Burmon has served as the Editor of Inverse, Fatherly, and SPY. He is the co-author of Fatherhood (Harper Horizon) and the product of elite schools, New England ennui, psychopharmacology, Catholic/ Jewish guilt, too many books, smart women, and his own bad decisions. As an infant, he pulled the silver spoon from his mouth, stuck it in his eye, and cried. (andrew@uppermiddle.news)



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