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Who’s Upper Middle?
It’s not (just) about money.
The Upper Middle ArchiveWe’ve got issues.
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What We Believe
➼ It’s possible to acknowledge and enjoy privilege.
➼ It’s fun to compete... right up until it isn’t.
➼ It’s all gucci even when it isn’t Gucci.
➼ It’s not a joke, but you’ve got to laugh.
➼ It’s a fugazi. It’s a whoozy. It’s a whazy.
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