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An award-winning & losing journalist, Andrew Burmon has served as the Editor of Inverse, Fatherly, and SPY. He is the co-author of Fatherhood (Harper Horizon) and the product of elite schools, New England ennui, psychopharmacology, Catholic/ Jewish guilt, too many books, smart women, and his own bad decisions. As an infant, he pulled the silver spoon from his mouth, stuck it in his eye, and cried. (andrew@uppermiddle.news)
One of under a hundred American-born Sussex Spaniels, “Floribunda Rose” was bred to hunt waterfowl, but mostly lays around on oriental rugs. Like the royals from whom her breed borrows its name, she has never accomplished much of anything. This seems to bother her more than it does them.
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