Dog Breeds
How readers positioned 12 dog breeds products on the taste map.
By Andrew Burmon
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Cardigan Welsh Corgi Firmly entrenched in Old Money territory with the tightest consensus (0.612), the Cardigan Welsh Corgi reads as the choice of someone with generational wealth, actual country estates, and zero need to explain their aesthetic to anyone.
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English Springer Spaniel Positioned as perhaps the apex Old Money signifier (highest y-axis placement, 0.160), the English Springer Spaniel reads as the choice of inherited taste, shooting parties, and the kind of person who owns multiple properties.
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Maltese The only breed to land in the upper-right Barbarian Rich quadrant, the Maltese reads as the choice of someone with conspicuous means but insufficient restraint—wealthy enough not to care what Old Money thinks, but too insecure to pull it off.
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English Cocker Spaniel Sitting comfortably in Old Money space with solid consensus, the English Cocker Spaniel reads as the choice of someone whose class credentials are established enough that they can favor function over fashion.
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Portuguese Water Dog Straddling discernment and upper-class calm, the Portuguese Water Dog reads as the choice of someone wealthy enough to own unusual working breeds, but still tasteful enough to avoid ostentation.
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Toy Poodle Deeply entrenched in Nouveau Riche territory with emphasis on displayed discernment (0.378), the Toy Poodle reads as the choice of someone who has confused visibility with sophistication, breeding with taste.
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Shiba Inu Floating in Nouveau Riche space with notably low consensus (0.539), the Shiba Inu reads as the choice of someone navigating unstable class signals—are they ironic? Unironic? The market hasn't decided.
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Border Collie Nearly centered but tilted bohemian, the Border Collie reads as the choice of someone intelligent and slightly contrarian—affluent enough to own an actual working dog, but determined to deny the status implications.
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Golden Retriever Coded as bohemian despite its ubiquity among the upper-middle class, the Golden Retriever reads as the choice of someone who has successfully convinced themselves (and perhaps their peers) that popularity equals authenticity.
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Dachshund Positioned in bohemian territory despite being relentlessly common, the Dachshund reads as the choice of someone deploying cuteness and eccentricity as markers of taste rather than mere wealth.
